Please tell the anchor she had pretty hair
My post is the proof that I really was there!
I was watching this station they had in this town
Some station with a desk, and strange colors around.
Every small city has some silly news
Some funky weird music, and big voice they use.
They come on the screen, and they tell us with urgency
"Hurry and watch, there's been an emergency!"
And what was the big news they told us that day?
What did the girl with the bright lipstick say?
"They've stolen a horse! That's what they did!"
Ms. Buckles is gone, they took her, they did!
That was the news in Wichita falls
They stole the statute of a horse?
They've got balls!
They've stolen a horse, that was the news
A horse that was painted with reds, greens and blues.
That's what the girl with too much make up said
"Stay with us, now, there's more news ahead..."
(Apologies to Gwyn Bevel)
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