Oh!

Oh, hello my friend!
How are you?
I haven't seen you, in...
How long has it been?

Oh, forever it seems!
I've been good!
Finally got that new job,
and that new thing, I told you about.
And you?
How have you been?

Oh, me?
Just great!
got that new Car!
Got her for a song!
She's a real beauty,
Same model as yours!

Oh, I guess I didn't tell you?
I don't have it anymore.
She got into a dust up
got all smashed.
I traded her in for that!
Parked outside
What do you think?

Oh, she's pretty!
I know you'll have fun in that.
I bet she turns a lot of heads?
Shall we take her for a spin?

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm afraid not.
She's still brand new
and I don't want to get her dirty.
She hasn't been broken in yet.
Maybe some other time?

Oh, sure, I understand!
It's a big purchase.
You'd probably want to preserve it
for that girl of yours?

Oh, didn't you hear?
She left me.
Caught her cheating with another guy.
She left me for him.
So, I bought that car.

Oh.
Oh, my...