The Big Sponge

Did I ever tell you about the Big Sponge?
He's the hippest new sound
since the advent of grunge!

He uses no instruments,
not even a spoon.
He doesn't need these
to belt out a tune!

Instead, its just
Old fashioned
voice, that he uses.
The kind of voice Axel
or Steven abuses.

No, he's the sponge,
it just makes you lunge.
His music's so fun,
he must make a ton!

It's funny, they say that
musicians are poor
But the sponge is, of course,
a musician no more!
Instead, nowadays
he goes door-to-door.

He now sells insurance
and vacuum cleaners!
So, may I interest you
in a new steamer?