Really people, it's just a windshield!

I had this crack that had just opened up
It came from a pebble,
Or maybe a rock.

A chip that began as
the shape of a dime.
It grew to the size of a spider,
by nine.

By noon my new spider
had now grown much wider
This new found crack,
split my window in half!

What do I do now?
I said to my dealer
Who listened to my sob
from behind the counter

He said: 
"it will cost you some pretty big coin,
it might even cost you
an arm or a groin!

"But that's not the problem,
that isn't the deal.
We only can service
The parts of of your wheel.

For windshields,
I've got somewhere else
you must go.
There's this place that does windows
for cheap, that I know."

So off across town
to this place I had went
You won't believe all the time
that I spent!

You'd think I had traveled
to up top a mountain.
That's not to mention,
the shape that I was in

I woke up not feeling exactly like me.
My throat hurt and I had this pain
in my knee

And cost me it did,
lots of cash from my wallet.
Their card readers were indeed,
pulled from their socket.

So, for two hours, I sat in that chair
and suffered while waiting
for windshield repair.