Everybody hates Mondays.
Well, I don't.
Everybody loves Fridays.
Well, I don't.
Monday is the day I was born.
Friday is the day everyone is gone.
On Mondays, the news is fresh.
Everybody has stories about
what they did on the weekend.
On Fridays, the news is stale.
Everybody wants me to tell them
what my plans are for the weekend.
Usually,
I have none.
I hate Fridays.
Thank God for Monday.
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