TV, Sport!

They're showing sports
up on tv.
Football, soccor,
MLB!

But there's this new one
that I saw
When first I saw it,
I said "wait? nah?"

But there it was
up on the tube
A man appeared
in sales mood

Yes, this must be
some new sports thing.
You try to sell
someone something

The ojbect of the game
it seems
To talk until
you're out of steam

Several shared this new contest
They all talked
and could attest

This new thing
they tried to sell
they acted like
it works quite well

I'm not too sure though,
how they win,
Or when this new
TV sport ends

So I asked the waitress here
What's that new sport
Showing up there?

That's not a sport
You silly mule
Your wantching an
Info-mercial

And then she went
and changed the channel...