Rulers

I'm tired of all of
these stupid dumb rules.
I'm tired of being told
what I can't do.

There's so many rules
that have been made
I feel as though living
is totally forbade.

"You can't do this,"
"I can't do that."
It's enough for me
to go buy a bat!

I'm going to use it
to break all of that.
I'm going to break all these rules
with that bat!

Don't get me wrong
Some laws are good.
Some rules are needed
and that's understood.

But other rules
They get in the way.
They seem to do nothing
but ruin my day!

"You can't smoke this."
And "you can't eat that."
"Don't feed the animals,"
"You must wear a hat!"

Well, I've had enough
Here comes my bat.
I'm breaking some rules
Now, how about that?